Excuse my language and extremely annoying rant but
Who the fuck updates their Facebook statuses in the third person?
My God, how full of yourself you must be, to say your own name when referring to yourself. It’s not cute. That shit’s annoying. Nobody cares how many times you went to the gym today, or the banana you had for breakfast. (Seriously, who cares.)
I am sorry, but you are so lame. Future updates… blocked.
